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Rush Job Calendar : Do today's job Yesterday

12. November 2009 by Close To Reality 0 Comments
  1. Every job is in a rush, everyone wants his job yesterday, with this calendar a customer can order his job on the 7th and have it delivered on the 3rd.
  2. All customers want their jobs on Friday, so there are three Fridays in each week.
  3. There are seven extra days t the end-of-the-month for those End-of-the-month jobs.
  4. There will be no first of the month bills to be paid, as there isn't any "first", the "tenth" and "Twenty-fifth" also have been omitted in case you have been asked to pay on one of these days.
  5. There are no bothersome non-productive Saturdays of Sundays, no time and a half or double time to pay.
  6. Monday morning hangovers are abolished.
  7. There's a new day each week called "negotiation" day, these keep the other days free for un-interrupted panic.

 

thanks to the inventor.


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